Am I missing something?

Me and Cash out for a ride last week. Oh, and my awesome coat...

So I very happily and excitedly got a new coat down in phoenix. Now this isn't just no ordinary coat. First off, its from the greatest store on the planet, Cabelas. Secoundly, its camo. Thirdly its water and weather proof. Fourthly its made of softer material and isn't the noisy annoying stuff that all other winter coats etc. are made from. and lastly it allows me great ability to blend into all my surroundings and sneak up on everything and everyone, everywhere I go.

Now, What I don't understand is the big joke behind my camo coat. How many times do I really want to be asked any variation of these questions: Are you going hunting? Did you just come from hunting? where are you going hunting? what are you hunting?... my answer to every question is either no, or nothing. Or other stupid comments like " Oh There you are! I didn't even see you walk up. It must be the camo." Even the lady in the tim hortons line up dressed in a business suit and heels, (really she didn't look like she even knew what I would be talking about if I did answer her question) asked me what i was hunting for. I said "Men". So far, Dad and Cayley have been the only two since I got home who really have earned a smile in regards to my coat. Cayley because she loves it. Or so she says... maybe she just wanted to be nice to me... Oh well, either way, she gets a point because she still said it. and Dad, because in response to Bills " You going hunting?" to which i respond "No" then dad finishes it off with "She wears it because it helps her hide from all the men." However all jokes and comments aside, I really do love my camo jacket. Incase you couldn't tell. So bring on the comments and stupid jokes. I will have a plethora of witty retorts ready and waiting.